Sunday, 31 May 2020

PART V11

PART SEVEN = just in case you don't read Latin

We opened in Basingstoke with a strong show but the vagaries of show business in general and circus in particular meant that for contractual or
travel reasons some artists had not turned up for the premiere so we had a couple of temporary acts , Oh I forgot some of you may not have read parts 1-6 so you'll need to catch up ---- here's your chance .
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all caught up ? Good, on we go . As I said, Basingstoke, it was a good week despite lots of rain which I didn't really take notice of, I had an umbrella to take me from my caravan to the Ring Doors ( backstage for those of you who have never been to a circus), My approach to being a RM was to treat it like any compere job but with a red coat instead of a dinner suit, I like people, especially when they are together and called an audience and I wanted to talk to them and not at them , the comedy in the show was handled by Charlie Bale ( Jacko Fosset for the first couple of weeks) and the Enos family, Phil with his comedy car, Colin and Rudi doing reprises, luckily we all got on well together and had lots of laughs both in and out of the ring, Phil's wife Doreen had been my babysitter when she worked on Fossetts circus with my parents, my relationship with the Enos family was to take on more importance many years later, you'll read about it in later chapters if you stick around and I'd recommend that you stick around, it's more fun than watching re-runs of countdown .
Back to the rain , not until Saturday night did I realise the significance of the weeks downpours , these were the days of Lord Chamberlain when Circuses and some other forms of live entertainment couldn't work on Sundays so Saturdays comprised of driving my caravan through to the next ground , coming back changing into my RM outfit wherever there was a space do 3 shows pull down get into my 2nd load which was the Crocodile bus drive through to the next town get up Sunday and build it all up again , fun, fun, fun, all the way, I had never done a pull down on a big show, the Circus in Wales that I referred to in Chapter 1 (bet you wish you'd read it now ) was a 1 pole small tent about 60ft across and was easy work, most of you reading this who have any circus experience will have grown up in a world with Plastic tents , winches , forklifts all of which makes the actual manhandling a lot easier, Chipperfields was a big show with a huge canvas tent and on that Saturday night it was getting heavier with each drop of rain, describing the whole pulldown will probably bring on a migraine but suffice to say at 03.00 am Sunday we were still rolling up the sections of the tent by hand.
About midnight Dickie's brother in law Dave Thomas , who was and still is a huge Everton FC supporter and the word 'huge' doesn't adequately describe his love and adoration of the Blue side of Liverpool, suddenly ran into the middle of this mayhem of wet canvas , mud, skidding lorries and muddy skidding people and shouted, nay screamed across to Dickie “Dickie Dickie, I've got to go back to the farm , It's really urgent” everybody stopped and looked at him , “I've left my Everton tie in my old waggon and I've got to go back and get it “.One bright funny moment in a tough wet night , eventually we managed to extricate ourselves from what had become a huge morass of brown windsor soup by which time it was morning again.
Over the next weeks I became used to a totally different lifestyle and realised how readily I had been accepted by the community, many of them had known me as a child or we were related in some way and most of us were of a similar age , I wrote somewhere that with the shared talent we had between us we could have done anything but we spent most of our time laughing and joking and there wasn't a situation that we couldn't turn into humour, much of it was directed at Dickie Jnr who was an affable character but not a 'joiner in' , I think he felt the huge responsibility of his name and what had gone before under the Chipperfield banner. We had no such restrictions, very few nights went by when there wasn't something happening somewhere in somebody's waggon, usually John Jnr's , card games , listening to LP's, telling jokes, drinking and generally having a good time, in this manner the season rolled merrily along.
All went well until we got to Chelmsford .

The normal build-up routine was that Mike Freeman his brother Dave and I got up and set about putting the Kingpoles up , at the same time Jim Stockley, John Jnr, Tommy and Charles would build-up the stable tents , sort out the wild animal waggon line-up and the Zoo in general, when the poles were up I went for breakfast while the tent was going up and came back to set the ringfence , bandstand and get everything ready for the first show. That was normal-- until Chelmsford !

During the season a new tent had been ordered and had arrived a few days previously, unlike most circus tents at the time which were made in Germany by a firm called Strohmier this one had been made in Chester by a firm which normally built marquees. It was a different configuration from the 4 Pole canvas tent we were used to, this one was a 6 pole, 4 king poles 2 queen poles ,one on the left one on the right , from above it would have a diamond shape, this meant a more complicated rigging system for the wire cables , the fabric for the tent was new and was supposed to be resistant to tearing and ripping which was always a problem with canvas tents especially older ones. As far as we knew the tent was not going to be used until the next season but we had now been told that we were going to put it up in Chelmsford, hey ho, co-incidentally during the pull down on the Saturday Dickie had driven the seating waggons out , a job normally done by the Freeman boys and while taking the last one out he ripped a great hole in the old tent which was in the way of being a 'fait accompli'
there was now no choice ,the Green Monster had to go up .
Also taking place on the Monday in Chelmsford was Colin Enos's wedding to Dorette , an event to which we had all been invited and were looking forward to with great eagerness especially the party in the evening. The build-up didn't start off well, Dickie took charge of putting the poles up and not to put to fine a point on it he didn't have his finest hour, after we had put them up and down 3 times due to the rigging being wrong the 4th time we left them up and re rigged by climbing up the poles and changing the shackles in situ .I say we, from my memory it was mainly me, Alex Storey and Charles, by midday the poles were up , hoo-bloody-ray !
The tent presented other problems as we got it up you could see the stitch-holes where the makers had gone off line on the seams and lacing it up around the 6 poles was damned near impossible ,Oh and did I mention that it had rained all day ?
The tent was up and the seats were in very late in the day and everyone was knackered I told the Ringboys to have a lay-in on the Monday morning just to make sure that the seats were clean and tidy and I'd be back from the wedding at 2.00 pm and then we could set the props, ,sawdust the ring and the front of the Box Office and still have plenty of time to be ready for a 4.45 pm show. I actually arrived back at around 1.00 to find that Dickie had had the boys working from the morning doing those same jobs , I said that it was silly to do the Box Office too early as the rain would mess it up by showtime and also the boys deserved a break as they along with us had had a stressful weekend, we had a few words during which Dickie recommended that I seek out a job involving sex and travel, further advising me to follow the Biblical entreaty to “Go Forth and Multiply “.
It was a small ground and the caravans were quite close to each other and I couldn't easily get mine out so I said I'd need some help to which Dickie said anyone helping me could ****** off as well which resulted in the crazy sight of the artists and men from the show lifting my little home and carrying it to the gate . I was sad that it ended the way it did but I wasn't sorry because I wasn't prepared too be verbally abused by anyone , I had taken enough abuse from my father to last a lifetime and wouldn't tolerate it any more , during build-ups and pull downs there's a lot of shouting and yelling but most of time it's an emotional outburst and not aimed at anyone in particular and yes, I'm as guilty as everyone else, sometime it just gets too much and you have to explode but in my experience most of the time it's deflated with humour and is not a huge problem ,
It's the measured abusive response of someone who has run out of a logical or convincing argument that proves to be the proverbial 'Straw that breaks the camels back ' for me . My greatest teacher in this was my stepdad Ron as I wrote in Chapter 2 ( go back and read it again in case you missed it ) ! .
PS The Chipperfield's endgame, I had to go back a few days later to sort my wages and also my % from the mobile shop I had with Jim and John jnr , the show was at Romford so I parked outside and went round to settle up and say goodbye to those I'd missed out with my hurried departure including Dickies mum and dad who had known me all of my life and had both been exceptionally nice to me during my time on the show, on my return to the car Dickie was there, we didn't exchange any words he just kicked my car. !
I went back to Rosaires farm wondering what to do next, quite a few Circuses were around so I went visiting and had a couple of offers for the next season which was 5 months away so I worked a few clubs to take me through the winter while I made my mind up, ! 1975 saw me with Robert Brothers Circus , Michael Austin was on the show and when I arrived I found he was in Viet-Nam with a boxing Kangaroo , he got all the good jobs !
This was a very different show, more of a 'them and us' between the directors and the artists, once again I was in a strange position because they were from the Fossett family the same as me so we were cousins a couple of times removed but I had spent a decade away from Circus and in an age without social media or instant communication it was a case of 'out of sight out of mind' . My responsibility as RM was also a lot less, I was basically a compere, I had no control over the show itself, it started when Bobby Roberts Snr gave me the signal to start , the ringboy's answered to the family not too me and I was not involved in the actual programming of the show all things that were part of my job on Chipperfields.
I managed to steer around the in-house politics which is a part of every circus and probably every business in some form or another and the season progressed fairly well .
I bought Michael Austins 4 wheeled showmans waggon which was more comfortable than my little one and a few weeks into the season I heard that Timm Delbosq a friend from my youth was back in the UK from a couple of years in Scandinavia and was working odd days for a small circus not far from us, Bobby jnr and I went over to see him and he was doing a spinning plate act in a one pole tent , all through his act he kept looking at the pole in the middle of the ring until finally he grabbed a plate , ran out of the ring after a couple of seconds came back in and shook the pole as though there was a plate on top , funny gag , end of the act he took all the plates off the props in the ring took a bow and as he walked out he kicked the king pole,== a plate dropped from the top and he caught it ! Funniest thing I'd seen for years , after the show Bobby had a chat with him which resulted in Timm coming to work with us, If I remember he took over presenting the wild animals , he was and still is an accomplished animal trainer and he recently retired after an illustrious career working for some of the most prestigious circuses in Europe. Before his return to the UK he had a burgeoning film career in Scandinavia but gave it up for his love of circus . Anyway he arrived on RBC ( Robert Brothers Circus, acronyms are easier than the full thing ) with no transport so he moved in with me for the rest of the season, It was a bit like 'Men Behaving Badly' but awkward if we chatted up any girls after the show, two sex-bombs-- one caravan , OK I'll wait for the laughter to die down and carry on when you're ready.
Just to clear things up , the next season Timm had his own transport which was great and made 'dating' easier , all was well until the day I got up and everyone was giving me really bad looks and moaning to me about the noise of the baby crying all night keeping everybody awake, I didn't understand until I discovered that Timm had had a 'date' In his waggon who had a small child who cried a lot , I was still confused until I found
he had put the pushchair under my veranda .
For the winter RBC had two shows out, one went to Spain as 'Circo de Inglaterra' the other went to Leith in Edinburgh , you know Leith, where the polithe dithmitheth you ? ( another one for the oldies ) Timm went to Scotland with my lorry and waggon , I went to Spain and 46 years later I still don't know who got the better deal .

Thats it for 7, back with 8 as soon as I can remember what happened.

Wednesday, 6 May 2020

LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND PART 6 & 6(a)

Wednesday, 6 May 2020

LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND PART 6 & 6(a)

LIFE STORY PART 6


My run in the Whitehall theatre came to an end in early October and I went to Malta for a months work in a wonderful night club run by an old friend, I took my girlfriend at the time and the trip was eventful, in those days to get to Heathrow you took an airport bus from Victoria Station, a little nervous of flying we had a few drinks to calm our nerves, by the time we got to the Terminal we were as calm as newts .

We were put into the VIP lounge at Heathrow had a few more Chardonnays 

and found out that travelling on the same plane was a well known Magician /Illusionist whose main trick was the famous 'Bullet Catch', now this was '73 and the latest threat was plane hi-jacking , (it's how Cuba got a tourist industry)
so security measures were strict including the transportation of the guns and bullets for the Magicians act, now in those days there were no moving walkways , jetways or other ways to get from Terminal to the plane just a walk from the building across the tarmac to the front for first class or the rear for everyone else so on this particular evening approaching the front of the plane was a line-up led by the cabin crew, the pilot at the front carrying the gun, a steward following with the box for the bullets , the magician, his assistants and bringing up the rear me and Mary staggering ever so slightly , I can't adequately describe the different looks we got from the passengers queueing at the rear door waiting to board but I can guarantee that we were the subject of many stories when they got back home . There was more drinking on the plane but the biggest surprise was to come at Valetta airport where a press conference had been arranged to herald the arrival of both me and the magician, he was appearing at the other famous Maltese nightspot the Buskett roadhouse , around the press office were posters advertising the two different clubs mine was black letters on a dayglo green background with the following text
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THE NIGRET NIGHT CLUB AND RESTAURANT 

IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE 


FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MALTA 

A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE

by

DAVID KONYOT 


* A STAR IN LONDON AND MOST PLACES IN ENGLAND *

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was probably around then I sobered up and started to re-consider my future.

Malta was an absolute blast, we had a beautiful apartment and Paul , the club owner, gave me use of his Chevrolet Camaro while we were there, I worked about 3 nights a week mostly to British army Soldiers and Staff who were stationed on the island so a good time was had by all.

But,

there's always a 'But '


before I left for Malta Terry and I had another of our conversations about my future, I had been thinking quite a lot about this during the West End run and a certain amount of realism and logical thinking had entered my brain, I was hoping it would leave quite soon but it resulted in an honest and in my opinion a true assessment of my situation, I made a mental list of my pro's and cons, 

on the plus side I could sing, dance, do good impressions, could tell a joke plus play a couple of instruments and over the previous 9 years I had built up a decent reputation as a good all-round entertainer, privately I had a decent flat in Hendon, a new Ford Capri and money in the bank , on the con side the cabaret/club circuit was changing and working alone was not what I wanted any more.
Another option was to try to get into musicals and maybe dramatic theatre but that was a part of show business that always had a 80% unemployment rate and I liked to eat so there was a lot to think about . 


While I had been working at the Star and Garter I had got a strange phone call from an old friend Micheal Austin.

We had known each other since we were kids and he was one of the few Circus friends I'd kept vaguely in touch with over the years, The phone call was to offer me a job with a Circus he was taking out, Co-incidentally it came on the same day I got the part for Pyjama Tops so I politely declined.

This was 1973 and mobile phones were not around yet so for Michael to trace me had taken some effort and I wanted to thank him for thinking of me soon my return from Malta I found out that he was working for Chipperfields Circus at the Bingley Hall in Birmingham so I drove up to see him , a journey that would have life changing consequences.

What happened over the next week is strange and I still don't completely understand it , Circumstance, Serendipity, Fate, Happenstance, Re-alignment of the Stars, and to paraphrase Prime Minister Macmillan” Event's dear boy, Events”
It started when Gordon Howes got a sore throat, Gordon was a wild animal trainer but was Ringmaster for this winter season of the circus and for obvious reasons a sore throat is not a good thing for a Ringmaster to have, Had I not been there that would have been the end of the story but I was and it wasn't so someone, I don't know who but if I ever find out there will be a conversation, suggested that because I was a comedian/ entertainer and was used to talking in public I could be RM for a day or two until Gordon got better, This was eventually proposed to me and I said OK but I only have my day clothes so I'll do the announcing from behind the curtains which was fine until Gordon's daughter Barbara came out with his Red Tailcoat so that was that .

I did a couple of shows and went back home but returned the following week for a few days because it had been fun and the company was good , as I was wandering around when Dickie Chipperfield Jnr called me into his waggon and offered me a job as Ringmaster for the Circus for the upcoming season, without a moments hesitation I said yes.

Over the last 46 years I have thought about that decision and it's ramifications many times, but never, ever, not for a moment, have I regretted it .

As I drove back to London I realised that my flat would have to go but that wouldn't be a problem, luckily I still had my caravan parked at Rosaires farm, I would need a proper Ringmasters Red Coat would have to be made so I would have to visit my tailor , yes I had a tailor, a lovely guy in Hammersmith who made my dinner suits and working costumes, I still had a couple of months work on the clubs and Chipperfields didn't start for a while so I had time to make all the arrangements.

For quite a few years despite the uncertainty of show-business I had worked regularly, I had been paid well plus the last couple of years in London and my stint in the Whitehall theatre had pushed me way up on the salary scale so the fact that I'd just accepted a job for £45 a week was a little surprising, and there was still the conversation with Terry to be had, I thought it would be uncomfortable but it was the opposite, he agreed that the cabaret scene was undergoing a dramatic change, with smaller stages to accommodate more seating the predominance of Organ and Drums duos replacing live bands of 5/6 musicians and with the amount of comedians and impressionists on TV it was hard to keep up with new material that an audience hadn't seen the night before,  Terry accepted my decision with his normal good grace, he was and still is a very good friend and over the years we kept in touch he now runs a very good tour with his orchestra raising funds for the British Legion, we actually did some shows with him a couple of years ago which was fun and an enjoyable trip down memory lane.

Before the season started I arrived at Chipperfields winter quarters nr Chipping Norton a place I remembered from my childhood, they had bought the farm in the late 50's when the show was at Bingley Hall for Xmas, My father was in charge of the Elephants at the time and had journeyed there to check out the stabling for the animals, I was with him so we were the first to see the now famous or infamous farm , co-incidentally that show saw the first “Grimble Clowns ' the story that I understood was they had employed a troupe of continental clowns who had backed out at the last minute and Uncle Dick Chipperfield had come up with the idea of getting my Dad, who was a good clown, to put some sort of act together The previous season dad had worked in the show with Richard Hearne the famous ( for anyone over 60 ) Mr Pastry, For the advertising posters there had to be a name so Uncle Dick came up with 'The Grimble Clowns' the act was my Dad , Tommy Fossett, my mum and Bill Smee who was the shows signwriter / painter. From this mix came a very good clown act and a name that Tommy Fossett later took over with outstanding success, many years later Tommy was the inspiration for me to start my own musical clown act. Very quickly so as to get it out of the way my Father was, in my opinion, one of the best clowns I ever saw, he was also very good with animals, if he had been as funny and as good with his family our lives would have been very different and a whole lot better.


OK back to the timeline, it's coming up to Easter '74 and I have arrived at the Chipperfield winter Quarters , there was a lot going on and somewhere in the middle of the lot going on I got a job fixing the lights on the transport now I am not nor ever have been an auto electrician , after 40+ years I know my way around a tool kit and I can wire a plug but in '74 I knew sod-all so off I went to and auto shop in oxford bought a book and a whole load of auto electrics went back to the farm and gave in the bill to Auntie Myrtle (Mrs Dick Chipperfield) it was then I learnt an important lesson , Circuses don't like to spend money ! I'll emphasise that CIRCUSES DON'T LIKE TO SPEND MONEY !!!!!!!!.

That evening slowly but surely my caravan filled up with people until there some playing a multiple patience card game at one end coffee being drunk at the other and a hum of chatter and laughter from everywhere and I realised what had been missing from my life for as long as I could remember .
The cabaret circuit meant a different town and a different club each week you made friends along the way but they were transitory , a six week panto or a decent summer season was good for flirting and a couple of parties but then it was over and off you went again , 

In my caravan on that evening in that far flung desolate piece of middle England I laughed and enjoyed myself more than I had for many years and made friends that I still have to this day, a confirmation that my decisions was good .


The work of lights on the transport was taken very seriously , at least by me , at the time I didn't know of the reputation that Chipperfields had about their transport so I carried on regardless. Every day at some point John jnr would pass by whatever lorry I was working on or under, he'd stop and say “it'll all end in tears “ day after day very quietly he'd just appear and repeat “It'll all end in tears “ a couple of days before we set out for the season all the vehicles were done, any lorry could be coupled up to any waggon and the lights would work, my job here was done now I could buckle down to the new challenge of being a RingMaster. On the day we set out, the lead load, an Albion tractor with two trailers, was driven by Dickie jnr, as he exited the farm he turned right instead of left and scraped every light off the right hand side of the load and – you guessed it, standing behind me was John jnr who looked at me and said , very quietly “I told you it would end in tears” I loved John jnr like a brother, we had met over the years at Circus re-unions and always got on, he had a dry sense of humour loved Neil Diamond and not a day went by that we didn't laugh over something or nothing , Sadly he was taken from us a few years ago re-inforcing the saying that the good die young , in Johns case way too young.

Jim Stockley gets a whole paragraph to himself, another one of the Chipperfields family his Dad, Jim snr had been the transport manager on the show at the same time my dad was there and they were good friends as their sons would be a few years later , his mum auntie Marjorie became my surrogate mother she was a wonderful lady with a wicked sense of humour a constant twinkle in her eye and an ear that would listen to any problem with sympathy and a cup of tea .OK back to Jim and the rest of his paragraph , I never saw him flustered , in the middle of any crisis and there were always crisis , crisises , crisi , what is the plural of crisis ? There must be one , if there is it'll have something to do with circus 'cos theres always a crisis ( singular) anyway before , during and after any crisis Jim was a steady balanced figure who never ran or seemed to hurry anywhere, his long lanky figure would lope and yes thats the word I'm gonna use, he would lope into view and generally sort things out or not as the case may be, his sense of humour was just as sharp as john but a little more subtle, in his later years he has turned out to be something of a historian, he knows and has learned lots about the family and their ups and downs through the generations and is the go-to authority on all things Chipperfield , he lives in S.A and one of the great joys of social media is the ability to be able to connect with those friends and family who are spread throughout the world, Jim and I meet regularly on FB , the last time we met face to face was a few years ago when he was visiting the UK and we were both driving around the M25, with phone calls and sat-navs we met up on a slip road nr gatwick and had a few minutes of re-union and like all good friendships the years in between slipped away for a few moments before we split to go our seperate ways.
There will be more on Jim, John jnr, Dickie ,Mike and Dave Freeman , Rudi, Colin and the Enos family , Carol, Claire, Sally, Tommy, the Valla- Bertinis, the Icarus flyers ,Charlie and Nora Bale, Herman , the Major and many others who made that season , my first back in Circus, funny, muddy and memorable

in Part 7